TEACHER
Brittany, this is actually the worst score I've ever seen in all my years as a teacher. Look, here's an answer where you made 9 different mistakes. And that's just your name.
BRITTANY
Sometimes I forget how to make a 'T' so I draw a cat.
TEACHER
I don`t even think you studied at all.
BRITTANY
I was super sick. Erectile dysfunction.
TEACHER
Erectile dysfunction?
BRITTANY
The doctor said it was serious. I could die.
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ARTIE
Gravity is the magnetic force that pulls things toward the earth, so when you drop something it falls on the ground instead of floating.
BRITTANY
So it’s gravity’s fault I got dropped on my head all the time? My dad said it was my mom.
Brittany, this is actually the worst score I've ever seen in all my years as a teacher. Look, here's an answer where you made 9 different mistakes. And that's just your name.
BRITTANY
Sometimes I forget how to make a 'T' so I draw a cat.
TEACHER
I don`t even think you studied at all.
BRITTANY
I was super sick. Erectile dysfunction.
TEACHER
Erectile dysfunction?
BRITTANY
The doctor said it was serious. I could die.
***
ARTIE
Gravity is the magnetic force that pulls things toward the earth, so when you drop something it falls on the ground instead of floating.
BRITTANY
So it’s gravity’s fault I got dropped on my head all the time? My dad said it was my mom.
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